VP’s Office – What are the learning outcomes associated with changing that bulb?
Asst. VP’s – and who do you think is going to pay for all these bulbs?
Financial Aid – File your FAFSA then worry about it
Res Life – You need to bring your own light bulbs, read your license agreement
Student Union – We’ll have to charge you extra to change that bulb
Student Government – We’ll pass a resolution recognizing the bulb is out, then it shall be out
Judicial Affairs – if you read the code we have 5 days to decide then 3 days to respond then 5 days to act
Student Support Services – some first generation students haven’t even seen a light bulb
Admissions and Records – FERPA doesn’t allow us to tell you that information
Prospective Students – Our light bulbs never burn out, it’s perfect here, read the script
Legal Counsel – Well who bought those bulbs in the first place?
FYE – At least two, and they need to feel like they matter
Disability Resource Center – According to the ADA that ceiling will have to be lowered
Greek Life – We don’t change anything, it is always out, its tradition. Can we still have our party?
Career Services – one each from the MBTI personality types should work
Service Learning – Let’s see who wants to volunteer for that job?
Transition Programs – no, really it’s not too late you can still change it
Counseling Center – We would like to tell you but that’s confidential
Tutoring program – we can teach anyone how to change it
Bookstore – we have bulbs with the logo on sale this week at 20% off
Escort Services – Ignore it, we’ll give you a lift so you don’t need to walk in the dark
Cashier – you will have to sign for those you know
Ethnic Student Center – we have a MUFP Intern to handle that
Graduate Students – oh sure you ask us to change light bulbs but forget us every other time
Strategic Planning – Within five years we won’t even need light bulbs
Student Activities – we reserved ALL the light bulbs a long time ago
Exits/Withdrawals – you can change it, but the committee will decide on a refund
Mediation – everyone will have to agree with the changing process
Pre Professional and Grad School Advising – lucky you, we have a workshop for that
Substance Abuse counseling – changing it will just enable the behavior
Computing Services – If you had backed up your files, this wouldn’t be a problem
Testing center – a high analytical score will determine the changer
Upward Bound – our grant money won’t pay for that
Veteran Services – you have to have a form GS slash 14 B 96021
Physical Plant – we need a work order and an account number
The Student – It is just a light bulb, take it easy!